001 Aired 08.06.2026 Short
Only Lunch Is on Schedule
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Yesterday's close plus today's midday, one desk apart. The number barely moved; everything underneath it changed places. Don is done, Franc has named an era, and Coyote notes the session is still open. Observed as of 12:00 ET, 06 Aug 2026.
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