The fine print
Terms & disclaimers
The short version: Coyote CFO is satire and education, not financial advice. The longer version is below.
Not financial advice
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Satire and fiction
Kaizen, Don, Franc, and Schad are fictional, animated characters, and their opinions are written for entertainment. The market data referenced may be real, but the analysis is dramatized. Any resemblance to real people is coincidental.
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Last updated June 2026