The fine print
Terms & disclaimers
The short version: Coyote CFO is satire and education, not financial advice. The longer version is below.
Agreement to these terms
By using this website or watching Coyote CFO content, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, do not use the site or the content. We may update these terms from time to time; the version posted here governs, and continued use after an update means you accept it.
Entertainment and satire; fictional characters
Coyote CFO is a satirical entertainment program. Kaizen (the coyote), Don, Franc, and Schad are fictional characters; their dialogue, opinions, and predictions are written and performed for comedy and commentary. Nothing a character says is a statement of our actual view, a research conclusion, or an analysis you should rely on. Any resemblance to real persons, firms, or trading desks is coincidental.
AI-generated content
Coyote CFO is produced with generative-AI tools. The characters, voices, narration, and footage are synthetic and AI-generated. No real person is depicted, performs in, or endorses anything in the program. Market data referenced in an episode is real, but everything said about it is dramatized comedic commentary.
Not financial advice
Nothing on this site, in any episode, or in any related material is financial, investment, legal, accounting, or tax advice, and nothing is a recommendation, offer, or solicitation to buy, sell, or hold any security, future, or other asset. We are not a broker-dealer, investment adviser (registered or otherwise), or financial planner, and no client, advisory, or fiduciary relationship is created by your use of this content. Trading and investing involve substantial risk of loss. Past performance does not guarantee future results. Always do your own research and consult a licensed professional who knows your circumstances before making any financial decision. You are solely responsible for your own decisions.
Market data
Episodes reference real market data observed as of the timestamps shown on screen. Data is delayed, not real-time, and may contain errors or omissions; we do not warrant its accuracy, completeness, or timeliness. Index values, sector data, and other market information remain the property of their respective owners and are referenced for commentary and satire.
Intellectual property
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Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for any lost profits, trading losses, or other losses arising from your use of, or reliance on, this site or any Coyote CFO content. Our aggregate liability for any claim relating to the site or content is limited to one hundred U.S. dollars (US$100).
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Children
This content is about financial markets and is intended for adults. It is not directed at anyone under 18; if you are under 18, do not use this site or subscribe to the newsletter.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of New York, without regard to its conflict-of-laws rules. Any dispute arising from these terms or the content will be brought in the state or federal courts located in New York.
Changes and contact
We may update these terms from time to time. Questions about this page can go to hello@coyotecfo.com.